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<title><![CDATA[Scientists have finally discovered what is wrong with the female brain]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/1104/Scientists-have-finally-discovered-what-is-wrong-with-the-female-brain</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 14:16:03 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Capitalist and Socialist Hell]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/1103/Capitalist-and-Socialist-Hell</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 14:04:44 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[A doctor, an engineer, and a politician...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/1102/A-doctor-an-engineer-and-a-politician...</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 14:02:53 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Hillary's room]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/1101/The-Hillarys-room</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 14:01:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Saddam Hussein of Iraq wanted a special...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/1100/Saddam-Hussein-of-Iraq-wanted-a-special...</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 13:59:06 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/1099/Saddam-Hussein-calls-President-Clinton-and-tells-him...</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 13:54:40 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Who will you choose?]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/1098/Who-will-you-choose</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 13:51:46 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Next US President]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/1097/Next-US-President</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 13:48:25 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/1096/How-many-Los-Angeles-police-officers-does-it-take-to-beat-up...</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 13:45:55 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/1095/Why-is-psychoanalysis-so-much-easier-for-men-rather-than-women</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 13:43:13 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[I've never understood why women love cats...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/1094/Ive-never-understood-why-women-love-cats...</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 13:42:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/1093/A-recently-divorced-woman-is-walking-along-the-beach...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/1093/A-recently-divorced-woman-is-walking-along-the-beach...</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 13:40:02 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Three rich brothers each wanted to do something...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/1002/Three-rich-brothers-each-wanted-to-do-something...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/1002/Three-rich-brothers-each-wanted-to-do-something...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:44:59 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a drink...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/1001/A-piece-of-string-walks-into-a-bar-and-asks-for-a-drink...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/1001/A-piece-of-string-walks-into-a-bar-and-asks-for-a-drink...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:41:25 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[A man was driving at 80 kph one day when he was passed...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/1000/A-man-was-driving-at-80-kph-one-day-when-he-was-passed...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/1000/A-man-was-driving-at-80-kph-one-day-when-he-was-passed...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:30:37 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA["Dad, I don't want to go to school today." said the boy...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/999/Dad-I-dont-want-to-go-to-school-today.-said-the-boy...</link>
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<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:27:12 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The two beginning ESL students went to Honolulu on holiday...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/998/The-two-beginning-ESL-students-went-to-Honolulu-on-holiday...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/998/The-two-beginning-ESL-students-went-to-Honolulu-on-holiday...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:25:04 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[A man's dog has a problem so he takes him to the vet's...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/997/A-mans-dog-has-a-problem-so-he-takes-him-to-the-vets...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/997/A-mans-dog-has-a-problem-so-he-takes-him-to-the-vets...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:23:07 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[A duck walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/996/A-duck-walks-into-a-bar-and-goes-up-to-the-bartender...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/996/A-duck-walks-into-a-bar-and-goes-up-to-the-bartender...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:20:13 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[A man got a parrot which could already talk...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/995/A-man-got-a-parrot-which-could-already-talk...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/995/A-man-got-a-parrot-which-could-already-talk...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:17:55 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[A woman got on a bus, holding a baby...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/994/A-woman-got-on-a-bus-holding-a-baby...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/994/A-woman-got-on-a-bus-holding-a-baby...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:15:09 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/993/One-day-a-student-was-taking-a-very-difficult-essay-exam...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/993/One-day-a-student-was-taking-a-very-difficult-essay-exam...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:13:25 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[A lorry driver is driving 200 penguins to London Zoo...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/992/A-lorry-driver-is-driving-200-penguins-to-London-Zoo...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/992/A-lorry-driver-is-driving-200-penguins-to-London-Zoo...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:11:15 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[There were three restauraunts on the same block...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/991/There-were-three-restauraunts-on-the-same-block...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/991/There-were-three-restauraunts-on-the-same-block...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:08:07 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/990/A-man-walks-into-a-shop-and-sees-a-cute-little-dog...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/990/A-man-walks-into-a-shop-and-sees-a-cute-little-dog...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:05:39 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Tom's always running into cars...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/989/Toms-always-running-into-cars...</link>
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<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:02:06 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Once upon a time, somewhere in Europe...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/988/Once-upon-a-time-somewhere-in-Europe...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/988/Once-upon-a-time-somewhere-in-Europe...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 13:57:56 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[A man walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/987/A-man-walks-into-a-bar-with-a-lizard-on-his-shoulder...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/987/A-man-walks-into-a-bar-with-a-lizard-on-his-shoulder...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 13:56:03 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[In London, one man to another...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/986/In-London-one-man-to-another...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/986/In-London-one-man-to-another...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 13:49:18 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[There is this man who meets a fairy...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/985/There-is-this-man-who-meets-a-fairy...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/985/There-is-this-man-who-meets-a-fairy...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 13:46:36 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[One day a man went to see the Mozart's tomb...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/984/One-day-a-man-went-to-see-the-Mozarts-tomb...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/984/One-day-a-man-went-to-see-the-Mozarts-tomb...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 13:43:32 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[I hear this new cemetry is very popular...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/983/I-hear-this-new-cemetry-is-very-popular...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/983/I-hear-this-new-cemetry-is-very-popular...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 13:40:48 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[A horse walks into a bar...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/982/A-horse-walks-into-a-bar...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/982/A-horse-walks-into-a-bar...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 13:39:35 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Boyfriend: What is your favorite music group...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/981/Boyfriend-What-is-your-favorite-music-group...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/981/Boyfriend-What-is-your-favorite-music-group...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 13:38:02 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Teacher: Rumiko, be careful your purse is open...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/980/Teacher-Rumiko-be-careful-your-purse-is-open...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/980/Teacher-Rumiko-be-careful-your-purse-is-open...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 13:36:37 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[One day an English grammar teacher was looking ill..]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/979/One-day-an-English-grammar-teacher-was-looking-ill..</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/979/One-day-an-English-grammar-teacher-was-looking-ill..</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 13:35:04 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Two friends meet and one of them says...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/978/Two-friends-meet-and-one-of-them-says...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/978/Two-friends-meet-and-one-of-them-says...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 13:33:37 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[A woman was driving in her car on a narrow road...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/977/A-woman-was-driving-in-her-car-on-a-narrow-road...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/977/A-woman-was-driving-in-her-car-on-a-narrow-road...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 13:32:05 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[What are some products...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/935/What-are-some-products...</link>
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<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 15:00:47 -0500</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know.]]></description>

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<title><![CDATA[Doctor, I think that I've been bitten...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/934/Doctor-I-think-that-Ive-been-bitten...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/934/Doctor-I-think-that-Ive-been-bitten...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:57:21 -0500</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.

Doctor: Drink this glass of water.]]></description>

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<title><![CDATA[Once there were three turtles...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/933/Once-there-were-three-turtles...</link>
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<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:46:49 -0500</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Once there were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda.]]></description>

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<title><![CDATA[Why are you late?]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/932/Why-are-you-late</link>
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<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:40:08 -0500</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.]]></description>

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<title><![CDATA[I could go to the end of the world for you...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/931/I-could-go-to-the-end-of-the-world-for-you...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/931/I-could-go-to-the-end-of-the-world-for-you...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:38:20 -0500</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?]]></description>

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<title><![CDATA[Dad, what is an idiot?]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/930/Dad-what-is-an-idiot</link>
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<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:36:06 -0500</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him.]]></description>

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<title><![CDATA[Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/929/Two-goldfish-in-a-bowl-talking-Goldfish...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/929/Two-goldfish-in-a-bowl-talking-Goldfish...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:34:04 -0500</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Two goldfish in a bowl talking:
Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?]]></description>

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<title><![CDATA[A teacher asked a student...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/928/A-teacher-asked-a-student...</link>
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<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:30:50 -0500</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[A teacher asked a student to write 55.

Student asked: How?]]></description>

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<title><![CDATA[A teenage girl had been talking...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/927/A-teenage-girl-had-been-talking...</link>
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<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:26:23 -0500</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.]]></description>

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<title><![CDATA[Why are you crying?]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/926/Why-are-you-crying</link>
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<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:22:51 -0500</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[A: Why are you crying?
B: The elephant is dead.]]></description>

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<title><![CDATA[Just look at that young person...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/925/Just-look-at-that-young-person...</link>
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<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:19:03 -0500</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?]]></description>

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<title><![CDATA[A snail walks into a bar and the barman...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/924/A-snail-walks-into-a-bar-and-the-barman...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/924/A-snail-walks-into-a-bar-and-the-barman...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:17:03 -0500</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out.]]></description>

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<title><![CDATA[Two boys were arguing when...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/923/Two-boys-were-arguing-when...</link>
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<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:15:19 -0500</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"]]></description>

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<title><![CDATA[Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me!]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/922/Patient-Doctor-Youve-got-to-help-me</link>
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<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:11:33 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Doctor, I have a pain in my ...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/921/Doctor-I-have-a-pain-in-my-...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/921/Doctor-I-have-a-pain-in-my-...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:09:04 -0500</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.]]></description>

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<title><![CDATA[A man goes to the doctor and says...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/920/A-man-goes-to-the-doctor-and-says...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/920/A-man-goes-to-the-doctor-and-says...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:05:58 -0500</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"]]></description>

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<title><![CDATA[The Perfect Son]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/919/The-Perfect-Son</link>
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<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 13:59:55 -0500</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?]]></description>

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<title><![CDATA[Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/918/Teacher-Today-were-going-to-talk-about...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/918/Teacher-Today-were-going-to-talk-about...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 13:39:02 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The teacher speaking to a student said...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/917/The-teacher-speaking-to-a-student-said...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/917/The-teacher-speaking-to-a-student-said...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 13:37:03 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Love is one long sweet dream...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/916/Love-is-one-long-sweet-dream...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/916/Love-is-one-long-sweet-dream...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 13:26:33 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The First 3 Years of Marriage...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/915/The-First-3-Years-of-Marriage...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/915/The-First-3-Years-of-Marriage...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 13:24:48 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Depending on where you live...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/914/Depending-on-where-you-live...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/914/Depending-on-where-you-live...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 13:21:59 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[What do you call a boomerang...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/913/What-do-you-call-a-boomerang...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/913/What-do-you-call-a-boomerang...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 13:03:23 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[If you drop a white hat into the...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/912/If-you-drop-a-white-hat-into-the...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/912/If-you-drop-a-white-hat-into-the...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 13:02:05 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[What starts with E...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/911/What-starts-with-E...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/911/What-starts-with-E...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 13:00:54 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Meet my new born brother...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/910/Meet-my-new-born-brother...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/910/Meet-my-new-born-brother...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 12:59:29 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[How can we get some ...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/909/How-can-we-get-some-...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/909/How-can-we-get-some-...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 12:56:24 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Two cows are standing in a field...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/908/Two-cows-are-standing-in-a-field...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/908/Two-cows-are-standing-in-a-field...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 12:54:47 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Two factory workers are talking...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/907/Two-factory-workers-are-talking...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/907/Two-factory-workers-are-talking...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 12:53:02 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts ...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/906/Teacher-Tell-me-a-sentence-that-starts-...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/906/Teacher-Tell-me-a-sentence-that-starts-...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 12:50:49 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer ...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/905/Why-couldnt-Cinderella-be-a-good-soccer-...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/905/Why-couldnt-Cinderella-be-a-good-soccer-...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 12:48:16 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[An elementary school teacher sends...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/904/An-elementary-school-teacher-sends...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/904/An-elementary-school-teacher-sends...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 12:45:33 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Doctor, will I be able to play...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/903/Doctor-will-I-be-able-to-play...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/903/Doctor-will-I-be-able-to-play...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 12:43:20 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Fred is 32 years old and he is still single...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/886/Fred-is-32-years-old-and-he-is-still-single...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/886/Fred-is-32-years-old-and-he-is-still-single...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 08:18:23 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[A man is talking to God...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/883/A-man-is-talking-to-God...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/883/A-man-is-talking-to-God...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 08:16:07 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[A very drunk man comes out...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/881/A-very-drunk-man-comes-out...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/881/A-very-drunk-man-comes-out...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 08:13:34 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[I saw a mouse in my house...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/879/I-saw-a-mouse-in-my-house...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/879/I-saw-a-mouse-in-my-house...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 08:08:51 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[When I was young I didn't like going...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/878/When-I-was-young-I-didnt-like-going...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/878/When-I-was-young-I-didnt-like-going...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 08:03:43 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/877/Did-you-hear-that-a-baby-was-fed-on-elephants-milk...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/877/Did-you-hear-that-a-baby-was-fed-on-elephants-milk...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 07:49:45 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/875/What-are-the-three-quickest-ways-of-spreading-a-rumour...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/875/What-are-the-three-quickest-ways-of-spreading-a-rumour...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 07:44:33 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[A man was pulled over for driving too fast...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/874/A-man-was-pulled-over-for-driving-too-fast...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/874/A-man-was-pulled-over-for-driving-too-fast...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 07:42:38 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Aren't you wearing your wedding...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/872/Arent-you-wearing-your-wedding...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/872/Arent-you-wearing-your-wedding...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 07:40:39 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[A Scotsman who was driving home one night...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/871/A-Scotsman-who-was-driving-home-one-night...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/871/A-Scotsman-who-was-driving-home-one-night...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 07:39:02 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Better relationship]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/870/Better-relationship</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/870/Better-relationship</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 07:36:29 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Emotional extremes]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/869/Emotional-extremes</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/869/Emotional-extremes</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 07:34:02 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[12- Pack]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/868/12Pack</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/868/12Pack</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 07:32:11 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Trouble sleeping]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/867/Trouble-sleeping</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/867/Trouble-sleeping</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 07:29:56 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Question and answer blonde jokes]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/864/Question-and-answer-blonde-jokes</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/864/Question-and-answer-blonde-jokes</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 07:22:14 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Rowing Your Boat]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/863/Rowing-Your-Boat</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/863/Rowing-Your-Boat</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 07:19:45 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[69]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/862/69</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/862/69</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 07:18:05 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Dog Property Rules]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/861/Dog-Property-Rules</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/861/Dog-Property-Rules</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 07:15:59 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Sounds of the Wild]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/860/Sounds-of-the-Wild</link>
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<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 07:13:46 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Blonde Sky Divers]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/859/Blonde-Sky-Divers</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/859/Blonde-Sky-Divers</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 07:11:53 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Teacher: Maria please point to America...]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/858/Teacher-Maria-please-point-to-America...</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/858/Teacher-Maria-please-point-to-America...</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 07:09:33 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[I Want to Buy That]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/857/I-Want-to-Buy-That</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/857/I-Want-to-Buy-That</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 07:06:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Blonde Car Accident]]></title>
<link>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/856/Blonde-Car-Accident</link>
<guid>http://www.armjokes.com/view/article/856/Blonde-Car-Accident</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 07:00:48 -0500</pubDate>
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