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Three rich brothers each wanted to do something...
Posted on April 10, 2010, 2:44 pmAuthor : ARMENIANS.NET 
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Three rich brothers each wanted to do something special for their elderly mother on Mother's Day.

The first brother bought her a huge house.

The second brother gave her a limousine, with a driver.

The third brother remembered that his mother used to love to read the Bible, but couldn't see well anymore, so he got her a specially trained parrot that could recite any verse from the Bible on demand.

Soon, the brothers received thank-you notes from their mother.

The first son's note said, "The house you bought me is much too big!

I only live in a small part of it, but I have to clean the whole thing!"

The second son got a note that said, "I rarely leave the house anymore, so I hardly use the limo you gave me. And when I do use it, the driver is so rude!"

The third son's note said, "My darling baby boy, you know just what your mother loves!

The chicken was delicious!"




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