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Doctor, I think that I've been bitten...
Posted on April 3, 2010, 2:57 pmAuthor : ARMENIANS.NET 
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Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.

Doctor: Drink this glass of water.

Patient: Will it make me better?

Doctor: No, I but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.




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